...because it's been far too long, my friends.

This story is called, "Senior Year of High School."

Ahem.

Senior year of high school... is rough. Do yourself a favor, all non-seniors, and come senior year, DO NOT (I repeat: DO NOT) swamp yourself with too much work. Take some simple classes. Don't take a math or science class if you alrady have the credits you need. Fuck what your guidance counselor says. Do want you want. Enjoy your freedom. And let me tell you something: shit doesn't slow down after spring break. Shit keeps coming. And then your summer is full of friends you don't intend on seeing ever again. And then you're in college. And you have all the time in the world, only not really.

Life is weird. Growing up? is weird.

So forgive my absence, and my long-winded and not-so-cleverly-disguised excuse. For being away. Expect more of the same.

Peace, Love, and a Short-Distance Relationship,
tMH